Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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