glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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