eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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