She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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