I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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