All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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