Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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