Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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