I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Floor bacon is actually really good
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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