I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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