god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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