Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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