Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Oh god it's open bar.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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