so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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