i think i have herpe
just one?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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