dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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