and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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