Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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