Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
