We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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