I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
