that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.