so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.