sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.