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wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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