So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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