oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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