Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
