i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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