Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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