never play flip cup with pint glasses
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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