sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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