Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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