ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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