That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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