i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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