careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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