I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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