So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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