so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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