problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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