Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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