A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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