dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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