I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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