so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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