PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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