you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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