me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
