All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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