I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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