My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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