Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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