Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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