is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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