yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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