You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.