Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast