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• (713): View more from Texas

  You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

  (925): View more from California

  I'm not gay.

  (713): View more from Texas

  Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

  (925): View more from California

  If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

  (713): View more from Texas

  Its fine.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

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• (858): View more from California

  Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?

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  Just flip the mattress, it erases all

  (807): View more from Ontario

  Done and done

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• (415): View more from California

  apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard

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• (661): View more from California

  Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.

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