I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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